Ain’t nothin to it but to poo it.

Many of you will find these videos cruel or inhumane. Yes, these poos were killed almost immediately after their birth. Yes, mouse traps often cause unnecessary suffering before killing their victims. And yes, we intentionally murdered these poos on camera to fulfill our own selfish desires.

But in all honesty… is killing a couple of turds in a mouse trap any worse than the millions of poos that are drowned every day without thought or remorse?

We think not.

It’s a stinky race to the finish at the Doo Doo Derby! Watch as the long and sleek Fecal Fantom takes on the dark colossus known as The Excrementor in this epic battle for glory. Who will be victorious and who will get flushed?

What began as a challenge to perform a poop related magic trick gradually became our Halloween challenge as we approached October 31st. So enjoy these magic/spooky Halloween videos in our 13th Fecal Fantasy!

If you think about it, we make poop sculptures all the time. Granted we sculpt them with our anus, and they’re pretty much always poo shaped, but it’s the same basic principle.